Brevity is the Soul of Wit
A nun offers a priest a blowjob for the going rate.
A man makes a profit via bartop urination arbitrage.
A marooned man prefers bestiality to sex with a woman.
A gorilla suit leads to inadvertent adultery.
Lawyers should all be killed.
Butter spoor indicates elephants.
A pirate is maddened by a crotch-mounted steering wheel.
A blonde woman makes a profit via trivia abritrage.
A marooned man prefers golf to sex with a woman.
A hungry duck ignores an empty threat.
My noseless dog smells terrible.